Note from the hotprisonpals.com team:  Obviously this ad is a complete joke, but our promise to send in all letters to Michael we receive at the above address is rock solid.  No jokes about that.  Whatever happens to Michael, we will forward all mail to Mr. Jackson inside a kids puzzle box, tied up with frilly ribbons, along with a scratch and sniff greeting card from us at hotprisonpals.com, and a  gold-coated cockring for best of luck from us inside the pen (if in the pen).  We love you Michael Jackson (really, seriously!).

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